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rufiiohs:

femtavros:

valeloi9:

sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:

altairs-butt:

thwipthwipspider:

ask-mercer:

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altairs-butt:

altairspants:

my internet is being a god damn bitch

punch it

slap it

Twist it

flick it

bop it

harder

better

faster

stronger

what happened

this is the new best thing on the internet

trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

(Source: screechingweasels)